1. Wait for a crappy hand like 23 offsuit
2. Be sure to raise and reraise preflop
3. Expect the flop to hit you
hard; after all, the other players probably had big cards, right?
4. Keep raising as long as the board doesn't pair
5. Collect
your payday
6. Rub it in afterward. Especially if your opponent is a big shot poker dealer :)
